Welcome to the Lady Gaga fandom

• 1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
• 2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
• 3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. We won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
• 4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
• 5. We worship gaga's ass.
• 6. And boobs.
• 7. We all know a few german words (at least).
• 8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
• 9. Short-term goal: get in the monster pit.
• 10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
• 11. The FBI wants to think like us.
• 12. Ed is like a god to us.
• 13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
• 14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
• 15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
• 16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
• 17. Favorite thing: Gaga's hashtags.
• 18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
• 19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
• 20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
• 21. Twitpics > everything
• 22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
• 23. Lady Starlight
• 24. 176 Stanton St.
• 25. Joanne